I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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