Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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