No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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