had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
