Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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