So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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