Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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