with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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