i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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