I need help removing her.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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