i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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