if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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