I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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