scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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