he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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