we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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