at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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