idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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