There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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