i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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