So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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