She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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