We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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