I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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