how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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