i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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