I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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