Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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