Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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