I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think my moral compass just broke
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