what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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