Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Can Purell be used as lube?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i think my cat just said my name.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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