I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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