I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Can you bring me the toilet please
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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