Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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