We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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