I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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