We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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