You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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You're like the curious george of whores
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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