You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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