the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.