I wanna bring you to show and tell
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.