Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
two words: eviction party
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
