Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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