I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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