Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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