Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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