Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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