Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
