Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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