The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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