you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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