Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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