i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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