Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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